age: 32 (Aug 02, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: soda fountain jock jerk

body mods: a bit o' ink. no holes 'cept old ones in lobes.

stats: preferred by four out of five dentists

crush: neko case

makes me sad: roy orbison

into: simpsons, pinball, and simpsons pinball.

fantasy: getting tossed with Billy Joel, Shane MacGowan, and Van Morrison and screaming absurdities at strangers.

makes me happy: roy orbison

gets me hot: a beautiful thief with a bottle of bourbon.

i lost my virginity: in my sleep.

sign: leo