age: 32 (Mar 30, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

occupation: Conscientious Objector

makes me sad: Most of America and its close-minded, ignorant, obese, over-consuming, unthinking automatons.

sign: The Gibbous Moon

gets me hot: Honesty, directness, wordplay, brute force, and hilarity.

body mods: Massive amounts of liposuction and gastric bypass surgery...how else would I get such a physique?

heroes: Samuel Beckett, Charles Darwin, Lenny Bruce, John Frusciante

makes me happy: Dancing alone in my underwear until I sweat, writing letters, creating artworks, receiving letters, waking up in the morning and enjoying the cinnamon-bun warmth of my bed, making home improvements.

fantasy: To own a hotel/performance venue/bar/gallery in which to showcase my own works and the works of those I admire.

into: Making sounds, urban adventure, Performing, Scrabble, Reading, long conversations about the inadequacies of language and the ineffable beauty of life, yoga.

most humbling moment: I'm still waiting. Mostly I see these as a chance to learn rather than be embarassed.

crush: The idea of having a crush.