
age: 30 (Jul 21, 1981)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2004
occupation: rock star plz?
gets me hot: hot water, fire, the sun, ovens, microwaves, heated objects in general.
fantasy: i put on my robe and wizard hat. i cast a level 8 cock of the infinite spell.
most humbling moment: i'm way too cool for that. pfff.
sign: stop. OOOH SNAP.
crush: texas ;)
into: belittling people to the point of tears.
makes me happy: not much.
stats: 0-60 in 4.8 seconds.
i lost my virginity: in 1998. on a couch. with your mom.
makes me sad: not much.
dearest suicide girls,
please explain the phenomena known as being naked but keeping on your studded belts.
still not getting it,
-kyle disposal , esquire.
please explain the phenomena known as being naked but keeping on your studded belts.
still not getting it,
-kyle disposal , esquire.




Texas