"Funniest guy on the site my ASS."

"He cries like a pissed off little midget wearing fuzzy slippers."

"he's alright, i guess... he's kind of an asshole. but, he does have that pretty sweet beard... i mean, just look at that thing. "

"yum."

"haven't been talking to him for too long but he is definitely the funniest guy on the site. i have been mostly a lurker for the 3 years i have been on here and when i would come across one of his posts on the boards i was always impressed with his wit. after having some conversations with him i can't believe he is only 23. no 23 year i have ever known is this intelligent and articulate."

"One of the best people I've ever met, hands down. Sweet, sexy and sassy, he'll have you looking forward to the next time you can wait in line for the men's room with him. You're mine the next time we're in San Fran, Crisp. Mine!"

"he's like my most favoritest motherfucking human being on the whole goddamn planet. i would take a tactical nuclear strike for him."

"He is capable of greatness. My one hope is that he see it in himself. He is everything I could wish for in a friend. He already knows I love him."

"Can someone please ban this racist?"

"Fuckin' A! I wish this kid had come hung out with me sooner! Fun times!

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"This Earth-boy is easy and adorable!"

"he just rocks my dirty socks and makes me happy in my pants with his conversations. I really miss talking to him when he is not around!!"

"MrCrisp is cooler than you, smarter than you, and hotter than you. I would despise him, but he's just too fucking awesome. What a magnificent bastard."