Member: MrCrisp

MrCrisp took a long walk straight back home.

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My Testimonials
MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

NOV 18, 2010 08:48 AM

"Funniest guy on the site my ASS."

ThrottleBitch

ThrottleBitch

Emeryville, CA
November 2005

OCT 21, 2010 06:15 PM

"He cries like a pissed off little midget wearing fuzzy slippers."

Martini

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JUN 24, 2010 03:25 PM

"my favourite fucking american jerkbag. xo"

Elipsis

Elipsis

I'm lost
November 2007

JUN 01, 2010 10:44 AM

"he's alright, i guess... he's kind of an asshole. but, he does have that pretty sweet beard... i mean, just look at that thing. eeek"

Ceciley

Ceciley

Santa Fe, NM
September 2005

DEC 15, 2009 10:52 PM

"yum."

hoorayparade

hoorayparade

USA
May 2006

JUL 21, 2009 02:53 PM

"haven't been talking to him for too long but he is definitely the funniest guy on the site. i have been mostly a lurker for the 3 years i have been on here and when i would come across one of his posts on the boards i was always impressed with his wit. after having some conversations with him i can't believe he is only 23. no 23 year i have ever known is this intelligent and articulate."

Ms_Magdalena

Ms_Magdalena

Minneapolis, MN
February 2007

JUL 11, 2009 10:42 PM

"One of the best people I've ever met, hands down. Sweet, sexy and sassy, he'll have you looking forward to the next time you can wait in line for the men's room with him. You're mine the next time we're in San Fran, Crisp. Mine!"

atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

JUN 04, 2009 06:56 PM

"he's like my most favoritest motherfucking human being on the whole goddamn planet. i would take a tactical nuclear strike for him."

_margot_

_margot_

Los Angeles, CA
December 2007

JAN 10, 2008 05:15 PM

"He is capable of greatness. My one hope is that he see it in himself. He is everything I could wish for in a friend. He already knows I love him."

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 09, 2007 10:07 AM

"Can someone please ban this racist?"

CharlieLove

CharlieLove

Fiji
March 2006

JUL 18, 2007 02:15 PM

"Fuckin' A! I wish this kid had come hung out with me sooner! Fun times!

kiss"

wildswan

wildswan

I'm lost
June 2006

DEC 07, 2006 09:15 PM

"This Earth-boy is easy and adorable!"

Amiba

Amiba

HOPEFUL

Mexico

DEC 07, 2006 08:11 PM

"he just rocks my dirty socks and makes me happy in my pants with his conversations. I really miss talking to him when he is not around!!"

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

DEC 05, 2006 08:59 AM

"MrCrisp is cooler than you, smarter than you, and hotter than you. I would despise him, but he's just too fucking awesome. What a magnificent bastard."

Aijin

Aijin

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

OCT 27, 2006 12:18 AM

"Sexy ass motherfucker!!!!!!!!!
I <3 him like WHOA!!!!"