age: 34 (Aug 23, 1977)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2003
occupation: arson/child care
body mods: Never gotten around to it.
crush: girls who play accordian
fantasy: being abducted and misused by aggressive, sex-crazed punk-rock waitresses
gets me hot: Girls that aren't ashamed to puke, eye contact, good grammar/spelling
into: zombies, karate, spaghetti, riots, 2nd Edition AD&D
i lost my virginity: Getting drunkenly molested by a friend next to a creek around the corner from 924 Gilman in Berkeley. I thought, 'That's it?'
stats: err... Grotesquely large pectorals, whiter-than-white teeth, leprous scabs
sign: gullible
BLOGS
I've had this thing for a year and never written in it. What the fuck?
Anyhow, lately I've been living in Portland, saving money as a "tele-intimidator" at a shitty fundraising company. Hey, it's a job. That's the problem.
Anyhow, I'm saving up for this movie I'm making this summer. "Fist of the Zombie". Everything a movie should have: martial arts, Dungeons & Dragons, evil government conspiracies, hot teen sex, and lots of zombies.
Anyhow, lately I've been living in Portland, saving money as a "tele-intimidator" at a shitty fundraising company. Hey, it's a job. That's the problem.
Anyhow, I'm saving up for this movie I'm making this summer. "Fist of the Zombie". Everything a movie should have: martial arts, Dungeons & Dragons, evil government conspiracies, hot teen sex, and lots of zombies.
MAY 2010
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
Vegan4Life