age: 29 (Jun 15, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: student / lab rat

most humbling moment: They happen often enough that they are no longer humbling.

stats: uhhh...normal? People tell me I have long legs but it's probably just the shoes.

gets me hot: the kinds of tentacles that don't have eyeballs on the tips

sign: gemini

into: spicy tuna maki, The Motobecky, sleeping through morning classes

i lost my virginity: to a big cock. I was halfway through 8th grade and he was 8 1/2 inches. I should've waited till 12th......

makes me sad: going to bars on a game night in a college town, growing up, walking my moped home because it broke down on Main Street again

body mods: I've had my wison teeth out. 6 individual piercings: 5 decorative, 1 functional. A butterfly on my shoulder and a blue star on each anke that has been interpreted to mean I'm fast...

fantasy: Professor you-know-who bands me over his knee and spanks me because I'm a bad little engineer.

crush: the new kid at Rocky