age: 35 (Aug 28, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2013

occupation: insurance call center, ninja, Batman in training, sarcastic bastard

stats: 6'0" and slowly getting back to a decent weight

heroes: Batman and James Bond

sign: Virgo, Snake and many others depending on what calendar you

fantasy: two hot women and me, of course a hottie in the Princess Leia metal bikini would be awesome too

crush: too many to count, so many SG girls and girls at work, specially B

gets me hot: turns out getting my head massaged works pretty good, also I'm like a puppy, just rub my belly or scratch behind my ear and I'm yours

body mods: two ear rings, left ear, scars from surgery, Joker tattoo right calf, Bond tattoo, left calf, more on the way

into: movies, music, women

most humbling moment: when the smile was no longer good enough alone to attract women

i lost my virginity: a long time ago and I still remember her name