"this man can hold his own even while on the road with two rambunctious texan women. that there takes a refined grade of moxie.
from drinking beer in the woods, cruising to the pacific coast, sipping bourbon in small town bars, or perusing book shelf after bookshelf from fitzgerald to quantum physics, the ever-gentlemanly MobProd makes for quite the partner in crime. i hope we can go adventuring again sometime.
and dude, he's a Kristofferson fan."

"you can order me around when i get to have my way with you..... HACK."

"mobprod is a lovely person. and he says "undulate". how sexy is that? ♥"

"mobprod is a hell of a town. If you cross him, he'll spank your ass....AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT!"

"It's true! mobprod IS no ninja!

moprod is in fact a disco robot.

His programming keeps him from attaining his dream of being the most feared ninja on the planet. While he may not be able to harm humans, plants or animals, believe you me if you challenge him to a dance fight you will end up in the corner of the dance floor crying like a little girl!"

"mobprod rules. i was lucky enough to attend one of his epic parties. the world needs more mobprods"

"I had some Really spooky throat problems when I left the last testimonial. Subsequently, I was hopped up on much penecillin and vicodan and running a fever.

So here I am, virus and drug free, testifying that Mobprod is the only member I really really want to meet who I haven't met yet. If he didn't live so damn far away I'd come boogie with him. He's super special to me."

"Mobpod is Kickass.
Nuff said."