age: 45 (Feb 12, 1967)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2009

makes me sad: know it alls, traffic and seriously sick kids--not necessarily in that order

body mods: that ship has sailed, for better or worse, without me on it...

fantasy: a few hours of peace and quiet...

sign: "slippery when wet", "dangerous curve" is good too

crush: one and only since 1995...

most humbling moment: birth of my daughter

makes me happy: waking up without a headache from grinding my teeth all night, calvin & hobbes

i lost my virginity: lost? it was carefully orchestrated begging...

gets me hot: miami humidity

into: irony, with a smattering of sarcasm