"With the exception of a few choice areas in which he excels at intelligent assholery, mistersalt has got to be one of the most awesome, down to earth people that I've had the pleasure to be around. This guy will give you the time of day, a decent conversation and make you a rockin' dessert while you drink his beer and watch the ballgame.

Plus, his cats are cool."

"what a bastard."

"this dude is fucking rad.
for cookies's sakes."