age: 41 (Jul 02, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

occupation: I make shit up. (screenwriter)

body mods: i got ink. i got scars.

stats: 5' 10" 160lbs. -or do you mean the size of my hello!?

i lost my virginity: yes, yes i did.

crush: You. And Sarah Silverman, Gina Carano and Angelina Jolie all rolled into one.

most humbling moment: what is this, nerve?

into: you know.. lotsa stuff. creativity, individualism, intelligence, dark humor, compassion, MMA and coffee. The stuff that "makes me happy"

fantasy: Meeting a gal who I adore, constantly lust for and makes me laugh often AND having it be mutual.

sign: cancer

makes me happy: love, sex, making out, communication, music, film, art, scotch, red wine, xanax, NYC, big happy dogs, not having to worry about how i'm going to pay my rent, pizza and coffee

makes me sad: poverty, selfishness, self-absorption, being lied to, george w. bush