age: 36 (Mar 03, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2002

occupation: drunken entertainer

fantasy: to suddenly become a good hockey player and play for detroit or boston

stats: 60pms (new league record) 4 goals, and 6 assists

sign: fish

i lost my virginity: a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

crush: i'll probably go to hell for this but i'm completely smitten with mandy moore.

gets me hot: short hair, confidence, skin on skin, piercings and tattoos (but not required) and its all about the eyes and the smile

body mods: piercings: tongue and both nipples. tattoos: heart being torn apart with a banner reading fate under it on my right arm

into: music, beer, whiskey, scotch and other assorted liquors. hockey, soccer, celtic pride, nice guitars, emails from like minded people who want to hear my two cents worth