age: 31 (Mar 19, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: social services vampire

into: extended drum solos, smelling musky things

makes me sad: being steadily employed and not having money... Hence my constant state of depression

gets me hot: nipple clamps

i lost my virginity: to a whore with disease

fantasy: To be tenderized by a beatiful women's fist

crush: girls who make eye contact with me

body mods: rocket fists, designer genes, nanites, bucket seats, tattoo of felix the cat

heroes: There are no heroes

makes me happy: my fat dachshund, other people's misfortunes, sexy feet