age: 28 (Aug 10, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2007

occupation: Student

stats: Failed it twice

gets me hot: Ink, confidence, bollocks

sign: NO TRESPASSING, VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT ON SITE, SURVIVORS WI

i lost my virginity: In South Central LA

makes me sad: Jesica Alba's herpes, stupidity, parking enforcement, bills

heroes: Faroz Y, because nobody else I know has impressed a girl with their dance moves enough to nail her in her car the very same night

makes me happy: Ice cream, Girls, random shiny objects, kids, good conversation, smart ass people with wit, the water, good locations, travel, photography, naked girls, tattooed girls, humor, corvettes, ice cream

into: Redheads, blondes and brunettes too, curves, glasses