I work the night shift at a hotel. I was there for the whole hurricane thing. I was there to help people during the whole "We have no rooms" thing. I had people sleeping in the lobby and almost got fired for doing it.
It's fun talking to drunks every night. Dealing with coke heads every week or so. And when I'm not getting hit...
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It's fun talking to drunks every night. Dealing with coke heads every week or so. And when I'm not getting hit...
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Being jobless is everything I thought it would be and more. Unfortunately, I have 3.47$ in my checking account and a very empty stomach. I fear my fairy tale is at its tail end.
I think I shall work in a video store. I like movies, so it can't be that bad, right??
The newest book I am ladling up in my soup bowl head...
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I think I shall work in a video store. I like movies, so it can't be that bad, right??
The newest book I am ladling up in my soup bowl head...
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So yeah. I just removed an ingrown toenail. I did it equipped with just two pairs of nail clippers, a paper towel, a rubber band and a healthy supply of tequila. So yeah. I am pretty much all that is masculine.
Douglas Adams once noted his love of deadlines. "I love the whizzing sound they make as they go by", he was fond of saying. Is it coincidence that Adams is one of my favorite writers and I too fail to meet deadlines? I think not.
So, I have a story due at 6. I've completely blanked on story ideas. I usually have a dozen sitting...
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So, I have a story due at 6. I've completely blanked on story ideas. I usually have a dozen sitting...
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It took me half a day to sleep off last night's hangover. I think that's a new personal record.
Have you ever had one of those "My roommates are currently approaching a state of outright hostility towards each other and I'm stuck in the crosshairs" days?? Yeah, me too.
I have a workshop class in college. This is one of those brainstorming groups where one...
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Have you ever had one of those "My roommates are currently approaching a state of outright hostility towards each other and I'm stuck in the crosshairs" days?? Yeah, me too.
I have a workshop class in college. This is one of those brainstorming groups where one...
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I can fault Gastby on his execution but not his motives.
There's a subtle joy tingling up my hips from a hip flask full of whiskey. I shall spend this lovely Friday evening resenting lost love and exploring the wonderful life-wasting enterprise that is online gaming. Yes, that sounds like a good idea.
There's a subtle joy tingling up my hips from a hip flask full of whiskey. I shall spend this lovely Friday evening resenting lost love and exploring the wonderful life-wasting enterprise that is online gaming. Yes, that sounds like a good idea.
I know full well that a bakery is one of the worst places to be at six in the morning. Despite this knowledge, I find myself repeatedly showing up at my farce of a job. I should quit and find a job that I can keep my dignity while still drawing a paycheck. The only reasons I can come up with for staying are 1)...
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So...
yeah. Money and severe life changes forced me out of SG. Fortunately, I couldn't resist joining again after hearing that Mike Doughty did photography for a set. My all-time favorite singer/song writer/music man associated with SG. Amazing.
So, in order to actually make myself write, I'm going to actually make myself write in this actually. I actually am now actually looking for actual excuses...
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yeah. Money and severe life changes forced me out of SG. Fortunately, I couldn't resist joining again after hearing that Mike Doughty did photography for a set. My all-time favorite singer/song writer/music man associated with SG. Amazing.
So, in order to actually make myself write, I'm going to actually make myself write in this actually. I actually am now actually looking for actual excuses...
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