age: 32 (Jul 11, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2004

occupation: art teacher / artist / general artsy type

heroes: van gogh. stan lee. my grandfather.

sign: wet paint.

most humbling moment: 1976 - 2007

stats: broad-shouldered, pale, graying, bespectacled, furrow browed, hands like spades.

fantasy: a life without drama.

gets me hot: kissing. nibbling. biting. licking. sucking. pushing. pulling. grabbing. squeezing. scratching. spanking. choking. individuality. glasses. creative intellect. confidence. biting. women who know what they want. hips. giving oral sex. trust. nerds.

makes me happy: art. books. art books. music. kissing. nerds. blankets. inspiration. flirtation. a tummy full of italian food. badgers. caffeine. giving oral sex. being gotten.

makes me sad: good people being treated like shit by bad people, a lack of caffeine, random grey hairs, cruelty of any kind, bills, artistic blocks.

into: art. art history. drawing. painting. reading. the 1940's. music. cinnamon. gin. natural curves. nerds. more painting. film. hips. IKEA. books. italian food. glasses. side-partings. vaudeville. burlesque. cupcakes. corduroy. scent. snow. badgers. three-part harmonies. comics. brie. bagels. anything kitsch or retro. B & D. corduroy. cultivating my own eccentricity.

i lost my virginity: built like she was, she had the nerve to ask me if i planned to do her any harm. . .