age: 36 (Jul 11, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2007

occupation: Art-Teacher. Artist. General Artsy-Fartsy Type. General Slacker.

makes me sad: A Lack of good food, good music and good sex. Forgetting my glasses. Long-Distance Relationships.

crush: kattiliansuicide. bronja queen of badgers. zero girl.

heroes: Stan Lee. Van Gogh. Colin Meloy. My Grandfather. Cap.

stats: Scottish. Graying. Broad Shoulders. Hands like Spades.

sign: Wet Paint.

gets me hot: licking. biting. nuzzling. scratching, tugging. squeezing. spanking. pulling. pushing. and long sweaty drawn-out make-out sessions. girls with big noses.

makes me happy: Sunlight. Caffeine. Artistic Accomplishment. Comics. Good Music. Good Food. Good Sex. Oh, and Badgers.

into: Art. Art History. Psychology. Golden Era Hollywood. The 1940's. Vaudeville. Burlesque. Theatre. Film. Redheads. Jazz. Miranda July. Turquoise. The Decemberists. Hips. Carpentry. Curves. Corduroy. Kissing. Comics. Brie. Anything Retro or Kitsch. Comics.earlobes. Sleep. Painting. Music. Sleep. Sandwiches. Sex. Snow.

body mods: None. Whatsoever. Nothing Intentional, at least.