mellythepirate

Dear New Yorkers,

I'm in Seattle for the month, getting paid my teacher's salary to sit around and drink with friends. I brought my favorite boy along with me and I hope we will have a good time.

Sending you love from the West Coast,
Melly

<3 <3 <3

Dude, the end of the school year cannot come soon enough. I'm about to kill them little bastards.

I remember when I was a kid, I read this science fiction book about how the government controlled who could an could not have children. And I thought, "How horrible! What tyranny!" Now I think about it and I'm like, "That would be awesome! Helps overpopulation and...
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Oops, I did it again.



But at least it's officially summer and I'm happy.

My school is officially the worst place in the world. Seriously. It's so bad that I can't even bear to think about it. I think I'm just gonna go to bed.

sorry for the caps, but right now i want to IHGOIhwigohWEIGgasoifgjoihdjtgAETKJREN PUNCH SOMEONE!!!!!!

BOYS MAKE ME ANGRY!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE FIGHTING ABOUT!!!

WE'RE SUPPOSEDLY NOT FUCKING BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE OUR LIVES MORE COMPLICATED, BUT AT THIS RATE, I THINK IT WOULD BE LESS COMPLICATED IF WE WERE FUCKING.

And if you learned to talk. Like a fucking human being.

My LJ post...
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I've been catching up lately on Stuff White People Like. I came across this one yesterday, on hummus.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/10/27/112-hummus/

Hummus just so happens to be one of my favorite foods.

Then, I finally got my refrigerator yesterday. I no longer have to waste my money on delivery food repeatedly. The first perishable grocery food I got to put in my fridge? Hummus, of course.

Tomorrow...
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I was feeling marginally better yesterday. Today, I'm worse. Working in a hellmouth will do that to you.

Question of the week:
Where should I go for Spring Break?

My friend and I were semi-planning a trip to Vegas, but he dropped the ball on that. I have a week and a half off, but I do have a friend coming into town in the...
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Today was the greatest day of my life. The chancellor hasn't called a snow day in 5 years and even though it wasn't that bad out, he did it today. I just hung out at my friend's apartment, ate food, and played Rock Band. Did I do anything productive? Even though I'm really behind on work? No. Well, I put up curtains. But I don't...
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I got home this morning at 6 AM, after 3 different subway transfers due to falling asleep and missing my stop. Damn. I think the alcohol caught up with me as the night was ending, as per usual.

I met the coolest dude last night. He came up right to me, _bossanova_, and siamkittie and asked us how we got to be such good...
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Vacation...

was...

nothing short of...

Amazing.

I traversed the west coast from Seattle to Leavenworth to Snohomish to Merced to Los Angeles, before I hopped a flight last night back to my fair city.

I saw everyone I could have asked to see (and then some).

I think I also proved my Seattle theory correct. The city is so small, that if I am in...
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