Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
Shave your balls.
Mark says:
Never.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
Shave your balls.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
Do it.
Mark says:
I said no.
Mark says:
Pay me to and we'll talk.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$10.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$15,
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
I'll go as high as $100 but that would involve every hair on your body.
Mark says:
Make it 50 and I'll shave everything south of the border.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$75 and everything but the hair on the top, back and sides of your head. Because I know you're all gay for you locks.
Mark says:
65, everything but the eyebrows and my head-hair.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$80 and the eyebrows.
Mark says:
65, no eyebrows.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$50 no eyebrows.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
I will write the check now.
Mark says:
60 no eyebrows.
Mark says:
Dude, this is a good deal.
Mark says:
That armpit hair is going to hurt like a motherfucker growing back. 65 is fair.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
What will it take to get those eyebrows off of you?
Mark says:
About six hundred bones.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$150 for the works.
Mark says:
Never.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
Hmmm....now I really want the eyebrows gone.
Mark says:
What do you take me for? 150 bucks is not nearly enough to completely shave my body.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$80 for the eyebrows. Keep your long head hair.
Mark says:
No.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$100.
Mark says:
65 for the works, no head hair, no eyebrows. This is a good Goddamned deal.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$60.
Mark says:
Done deal.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
And I want pictures. Not of your junk though. We will use an impartial third party for that.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
Need that proof.
Mark says:
Sure.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
We're talking toes as well here.
Mark says:
I know damn well what we're talking.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
Alright. I'm writing the check now. Its going to be post-dated. You get the pictures to me by then, or I stop
payment.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
Deal?
Mark says:
When?
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
Next month, 15th.
Mark says:
I need an electric razor.
Mark says:
That sounds fair, yeah,
Mark says:
Also, I'm keeping this conversation on record because A) it's awesome and B) I have to cover my bases.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
This is the best thing I have spent my money on in the last three months.
Mark says:
Awesome.
Mark says:
Say something awesome for the record before I copypasta this.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
Cocktaco.
Mark says:
Aaaaannnd immortalized.
Shave your balls.
Mark says:
Never.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
Shave your balls.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
Do it.
Mark says:
I said no.
Mark says:
Pay me to and we'll talk.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$10.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$15,
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
I'll go as high as $100 but that would involve every hair on your body.
Mark says:
Make it 50 and I'll shave everything south of the border.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$75 and everything but the hair on the top, back and sides of your head. Because I know you're all gay for you locks.
Mark says:
65, everything but the eyebrows and my head-hair.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$80 and the eyebrows.
Mark says:
65, no eyebrows.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$50 no eyebrows.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
I will write the check now.
Mark says:
60 no eyebrows.
Mark says:
Dude, this is a good deal.
Mark says:
That armpit hair is going to hurt like a motherfucker growing back. 65 is fair.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
What will it take to get those eyebrows off of you?
Mark says:
About six hundred bones.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$150 for the works.
Mark says:
Never.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
Hmmm....now I really want the eyebrows gone.
Mark says:
What do you take me for? 150 bucks is not nearly enough to completely shave my body.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$80 for the eyebrows. Keep your long head hair.
Mark says:
No.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$100.
Mark says:
65 for the works, no head hair, no eyebrows. This is a good Goddamned deal.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
$60.
Mark says:
Done deal.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
And I want pictures. Not of your junk though. We will use an impartial third party for that.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
Need that proof.
Mark says:
Sure.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
We're talking toes as well here.
Mark says:
I know damn well what we're talking.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
Alright. I'm writing the check now. Its going to be post-dated. You get the pictures to me by then, or I stop
payment.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
Deal?
Mark says:
When?
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
Next month, 15th.
Mark says:
I need an electric razor.
Mark says:
That sounds fair, yeah,
Mark says:
Also, I'm keeping this conversation on record because A) it's awesome and B) I have to cover my bases.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
This is the best thing I have spent my money on in the last three months.
Mark says:
Awesome.
Mark says:
Say something awesome for the record before I copypasta this.
Drew "Cochese" <MC> New Podcast Up. says:
Cocktaco.
Mark says:
Aaaaannnd immortalized.