age: 29 (Sep 01, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2012

occupation: King of Awesome!

sign: Middle finger up

body mods: Guns of STEEL

crush: Katy Perry, I knew she'd leave that Brand cunt and come back to me

i lost my virginity: Under a tree

gets me hot: Hot, curvacious, naked woman covered in baby oil

makes me happy: When a girl gets naked for me and lets me do things to her, when a gorgeous chicky babe becomes a suicidegirl, awesome new albums

into: Metal, Suicidegirls, Marijuana, Jack Danials, the beauty of the female form, contemplating reality/the universe

stats: Infinity Hit Points Infinity Awesomeness Infinity Kick your fucking assery

makes me sad: Babies crying, gorgeous hopefuls that don't turn pink, when a suicidegirl is sad, fuckwit dudes who make hot girls hate guys

heroes: Ron Jeremy, Dimebag, Dave Mustaine, Randy Rhoads, Jason Becker, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Slash, Eddie Van Halen, Hendrix, Herman Li, John Petrucci, Marty Friedman, Alexi Laiho