The point you realise that every word that was ever told, was infact, a reel of lies and fake outs, is the point that makes me laugh so hysterically that i wasted hurt over a now and forever meaningless connection/disconnection.
Excuse me while i go skewer my feet with bees, or possibly move to Wales, or start a university. All these things are much more...
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Excuse me while i go skewer my feet with bees, or possibly move to Wales, or start a university. All these things are much more...
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So, I get back from my holiday. Wait. Let me start again. I get back from my week of hell which included loud northerners, evil children, no television, being drunk and kissing a boy with a Somerset accent because he looked like Shane from boyzone (my pre raving homosexual crushsad I know), my heart being placed on the conveyor belt at a pedigree chum factory,...
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poppystrike:
I'm pretty fucking good.
What's the story balamory? I have lost track of your feral ways
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xXx
Oh and are you referring to Keith Chegwin running around a campsite with a megaphone at 7am? I've seen this on GMTV and if I had seen him he'd be missing a leg and most of his teeth.
I HATE KEITH CHEGWIN
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What's the story balamory? I have lost track of your feral ways
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xXx
Oh and are you referring to Keith Chegwin running around a campsite with a megaphone at 7am? I've seen this on GMTV and if I had seen him he'd be missing a leg and most of his teeth.
I HATE KEITH CHEGWIN
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ra0ul:
It's a sad day when cheggers is name checked. Being mentioned in your journal is probablly the coolest thing he's ever done. I pity that man.
Where did you go camping? I mocked a friend of mine last night for going camping last week. He only managed one night before the weather drove him homeward.
I love that kids just ask questions. They don't give a fuck about who or what they just ask. I think it's priceless. I watched a really small boy ask a guy in a wheelchair "where are your legs?" I thought the mum was going to die.
viva la tv
Where did you go camping? I mocked a friend of mine last night for going camping last week. He only managed one night before the weather drove him homeward.
I love that kids just ask questions. They don't give a fuck about who or what they just ask. I think it's priceless. I watched a really small boy ask a guy in a wheelchair "where are your legs?" I thought the mum was going to die.
viva la tv
I'm going on holiday on Friday 
In a tent.
In a tent.
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memorandom:
tents? nervous headaches?
i miss camping, i'm actually sort of glad to hear people do still go camping, because i remember thinkinga while ago that with the exception of festivals and stuff, it seems to be something that's become sort of a remnant of ye olde days. like rainbow, and jeremy beadle. not that i am in any way complaining about jeremy beadles departure from the limelight. oh no. . .
hope you're doing alright- enjoy your trip
i miss camping, i'm actually sort of glad to hear people do still go camping, because i remember thinkinga while ago that with the exception of festivals and stuff, it seems to be something that's become sort of a remnant of ye olde days. like rainbow, and jeremy beadle. not that i am in any way complaining about jeremy beadles departure from the limelight. oh no. . .
hope you're doing alright- enjoy your trip
arlan:
where to?
I got mobbed today by emo kids oggling my car stickers. It was fun. I felt famous. But i also wanted to punch them a bit.
I also threatend to kick an irish gyspy child who tried to pick pocket me. Damn pikeys.
I also threatend to kick an irish gyspy child who tried to pick pocket me. Damn pikeys.
ra0ul:
It's the little things that make the difference. I had a lot of people coming up to me in london asking to look at my football top. I didn't feel famous, just a little silly.
ra0ul:
Keeping the emo kids at bay?
Zuess is dead. I'm very upset.
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sammy_lee:
Very hairy, fairly lairy and quite contrary ... so you've met Bill the Maori?
And yes it is still 1987 here, it will be forever
And yes it is still 1987 here, it will be forever
purpleninja:
So what's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?
That is my attempt at flirting.
I don't get laid very often
That is my attempt at flirting.
I don't get laid very often
Today is rubbish. But good. Then not. Then not even more.
My week has been rather beautiful in places, but now it's all stupid again. She is gone. *sigh*. I don't sleep in my bed anymore. It's too big and lonely. I take my duvet and make a nest in the corner of my room. The other reason for this, is so i can watch...
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My week has been rather beautiful in places, but now it's all stupid again. She is gone. *sigh*. I don't sleep in my bed anymore. It's too big and lonely. I take my duvet and make a nest in the corner of my room. The other reason for this, is so i can watch...
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I'm very upset. I have just gotten Electrelane's new album, and i'm very disapointed. 
Now what do i do?!
The answer, is go listen to Elastica and stop whining.
i bought a thundercats and superman comic yesterday. I almost came in the middle of the comic book shop. Anyway, moving swiftly on. Or off. I'm going in hunt of a babybel.
Toodlepip x
Now what do i do?!
The answer, is go listen to Elastica and stop whining.
i bought a thundercats and superman comic yesterday. I almost came in the middle of the comic book shop. Anyway, moving swiftly on. Or off. I'm going in hunt of a babybel.
Toodlepip x
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saffa:
hurray for comics
poppystrike:
Is it shit? Fuck a fucking fuck-facked duck. I was listening to Electrelane on my lunch break yesterday, when I also burned my right arm.
Yeah just the right one.
Come out and play you GAY x
Yeah just the right one.
Come out and play you GAY x
The Spice Girls were bloody brilliant.
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purpleninja:
Oh no not a spack out! It's ok I understand and I wont hold it against you..for too long
Life is ok. Very poor and very sick at the moment but things are really really good!
And you?!
Life is ok. Very poor and very sick at the moment but things are really really good!
And you?!
sammy_lee:
dig the profile pic. Reminds me of someone but I can't think who
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poppystrike:
Darling are you ok? I'd give you a massive hug if you were here. You sound sad .
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poppystrike:
Oh what's up? I have a new email, i'll add you to my msn... x
Love carries a knife, to score my words.
This jumble sale of words is a plea.
My heart bruised violet, a hairline crack appearing.
What did I do? What did I do?
I played second best, I never suited the blue ribbon strapped firmly to my chest.
I wrapped myself so very tightly around your little finger, I stapled my pulse to you.
Gestures line...
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This jumble sale of words is a plea.
My heart bruised violet, a hairline crack appearing.
What did I do? What did I do?
I played second best, I never suited the blue ribbon strapped firmly to my chest.
I wrapped myself so very tightly around your little finger, I stapled my pulse to you.
Gestures line...
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Now about that illicit affair we once had...
xXx
I will be continuing a plan of checklists until my life is closer to in order, i don't need perfection but i do need something to kick against.
There's not much worse than getting your heart broken in a damp smelly tent. I'm cruched for you. Who broke you and why?