age: 31 (Jan 19, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2004

occupation: Button Monkey

gets me hot: Crack, along with a tingling feeling

most humbling moment: My last prostate exam

into: Synths, Bass, Forteana, video games, Japanese game shows, Sonic drinks

fantasy: Fighting a bear with a samurai sword

crush: Insects with high-heeled shoes.

i lost my virginity: and ruined my knees for the next two days

makes me happy: Kittens and medieval warfare

heroes: John A. Keel,

body mods: Can take on a liquid form

sign: Capricorn