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mealstromlikes Writing and Childish Jokes.

I’m private

age: 33 (May 03, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2004

occupation: First line of defense

sign: Taurus

stats: I have stats? Let me look for them real quick...

into: Teasing, Childish Jokes, Writing, Photography, Sarcasm, Brutal Honesty, Sex, and Originality

crush: Uhmmm.... Cat Woman - claws, leather and a whip. Mmmmm....

body mods: One tattoo across my back, two down the back of each arm

makes me sad: When people mistake crushing vicious sarcasm as a personal attack. Hey, if you had a better response you wouldn't be so pissed at me!

fantasy: Whew - would have to think pretty hard to come up with one I haven't tried yet. I have a pretty good imagination though... ;)

i lost my virginity: She "blessed" me after not letting me do anything more than eat her out for 3 months or so. Oh well, at least I learned a lot.

makes me happy: I'm pretty good at doing this all on my own, which usually leads to people trying to figure out what the stupid grin on my face is

gets me hot: A girl that knows what she wants, sexually, and doesn't give a FUCK what anyone else thinks. Someone that can talk sex with the guys and not get embarassed. NOTHING sexier than that.

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Friday

SEPTEMBER 30, 2005 @ 06:22 PM | NO COMMENTS

Wow - how long has it been since I updated my journal? Not that anyone reads this thing, so it's a moot point. he he he

Monet has finally moved in, and I couldn't be happier. The trip up to her homeland was fun, and the weather was incredible. I can't wait to get out of the military so that we can move somewhere a little nicer.

I've never let a girlfriend live with me before - so it makes me a little nervous. Fortunately I have such a wonderful woman that it's been incredible. We fight, we argue, and we have problems - but we also have the best relationship I have ever had in my life. (And that's quite a feat!) For those of you who don't know the type of person Monet is, she is amazingly sweet, thoughtful, and considerate. She helps pay for stuff without being asked, she cleans while I'm gone, she makes coming home incredible, and still sexes me up good. (Yes, I said 'sexes me up good') In 30 years, I've never met anyone as incredible as her. I'm a lucky guy. Thanks SG!

Well, that's enough for now. Think I'll find a new place to move to. I want to buy her a house. It'll be nice to own something together bigger than a DVD.