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Now don't get me wrong, I love a good smile
I mean, there are times when you need to sign post that you were taking the piss, and fucking 'lol' don't cut it.

but seriously, are folk so fucking devoid of emotion in their writing that frown mad and wink are really necessary?

And I'm not really sure what the difference between smile & biggrin really are?

Are you supposed to...
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elysia:
Enjoy the frisk ... I always seem to get the scary looking he-she!

LOL should be banned ... I hate it (what does >3 mean? Never worked that one out. From my GCSE maths it should mean meaner than 3 ... who is 3?)

I particularly hate emoticons. I use them in comments so that people realise that I'm being sarcastic and don't take it offensively. Those that read my journal should know what I'm like!

How is the situation with the actress? I had some good advice for that! It escapes me now that i've had a few Jack Daniels!
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Oh the horror...
So what do you do when an actress is clearly coming on to you? ...turns out you walk away and get drunk. Chivalry ain't dead but spontaneity is 6ft under.

But you know I got's me scruples... Clearly the shit is unproffesional, and she is probably just using her 'method' technique to gain access to your parts... acting parts you slime dogs...
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Aparently my script is too angry...

And my protagonist too fucking unlikable...

I'm sorry, I thought the fucking point was to write a script about a fucked up cunt who hated the shrink-wrapped world he lived so much that he goes nuts. Then has to have a big showdown with his nuts to decide if he is just gonna be bad or good? Failing miserably...
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elysia:
"But aparently no-one wants to see a film that's dark. And no-one wants to see a film where they can't 'empathise' with the main character."

This made me laugh a lot. The first film that springs to mind that fucks on this statement is American Psycho for some reason. Did reasonably well at the box office. Dark ... check. Empathise with the main character ... no.

Why not just make another Sound of Music and be done with it?
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I'd like to say I was a writer with too vivid an imagination to be left alone by themselves. But the truth is I'm a 'film-maker' who doesn't really want to call himself that... Saying you are a Director, when all you make are music videos and commercials, is a bit like saying you're an actor, yet you've only been in porn movies... All are...
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matmenoney:
Is the pope German? But first you need a good plot...
elysia:
Excellent link!