Aparently my script is too angry...
And my protagonist too fucking unlikable...
I'm sorry, I thought the fucking point was to write a script about a fucked up cunt who hated the shrink-wrapped world he lived so much that he goes nuts. Then has to have a big showdown with his nuts to decide if he is just gonna be bad or good? Failing miserably to be the latter...
But aparently no-one wants to see a film that's dark. And no-one wants to see a film where they can't 'empathise' with the main character.
Oh how i laughed. Then I stuck a fork in their worthy forhead, and pointed out I was having trouble 'empathising' with their self important, up-it's-arse vitriol.
Following up the moment by asking them if they wanted fries with that. And pulling a world-class McCheeesy grin.
It was pure performance art fused with entertainment. High brow and high concept working seamlessly together. Just like I like it...
And my protagonist too fucking unlikable...
I'm sorry, I thought the fucking point was to write a script about a fucked up cunt who hated the shrink-wrapped world he lived so much that he goes nuts. Then has to have a big showdown with his nuts to decide if he is just gonna be bad or good? Failing miserably to be the latter...
But aparently no-one wants to see a film that's dark. And no-one wants to see a film where they can't 'empathise' with the main character.
Oh how i laughed. Then I stuck a fork in their worthy forhead, and pointed out I was having trouble 'empathising' with their self important, up-it's-arse vitriol.
Following up the moment by asking them if they wanted fries with that. And pulling a world-class McCheeesy grin.
It was pure performance art fused with entertainment. High brow and high concept working seamlessly together. Just like I like it...
This made me laugh a lot. The first film that springs to mind that fucks on this statement is American Psycho for some reason. Did reasonably well at the box office. Dark ... check. Empathise with the main character ... no.
Why not just make another Sound of Music and be done with it?