age: 29 (Aug 31, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2003

occupation: Cultural Icon (still in testing phase)

into: Philosophy, Pointing and Laughing at others, Freestyling, Becoming Famous

most humbling moment: When I realized the voices in my head were not being generated by a microscopic radio.

fantasy: To get a shitload of chicks pregnant so that the world is populated with my DNA.

i lost my virginity: To my ex girlfriends older sister, allowed me to metaphorically kick that bitch in the teeth.

gets me hot: Aggression, Conflict, Banter, Wit, Dyed hair and minimal well placed piercings.

stats: Imagine A Paper clip bent into the shape of a human

body mods: My hips are sharper than any piercing could ever be.

crush: I have a picture of myself on the background of my computer

sign: Virgo