age: 25 (Dec 18, 1986)
MEMBER SINCE: September 2009
occupation: Jobless!
i lost my virginity: Can you help me find it? It's in my boxers! Yeoooo!
crush: Vikki Blows, Megan Fox
gets me hot: Girls. Full stop!
into: Metal, Trance, Films, Football, Fit girls ;), Never mind the Buzzcocks!, Vikki Blows (WOW!)
most humbling moment: Knoocked out by a girl, accidentally. She hit me with a door...
makes me sad: Monday mornings, weekday mornings, having to work, z-list wanoff celebrities getting more headlines than British soldiers in Afghanistan.
fantasy: Me, te Finnish women's football team, and a mix CD of Jeremy Clarkson singing Stalin's speeches in a high falsetto!
Had a cracking day at the Odyssey with my baby sis, my Dad and my uncle Tony. Couple of drinks in Rockies Bar, topped off with dinner at Pizza Hut. Also, seen the new Resident Evil trailer, and I jizzed in my pants.



























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