holy shit, had a wicked crazy night last night....
got really ripped, so much so that i couldnt drive home...fell asleep in some random parking lot for like 3 hours woke up at like 3am. drove home...when i got home i went straight to bed...i was there for a few minutes, when i realized there was something different goin on downstairs...come to find out their was a sticker on my sac that said "packed tightly, open and fluff" and supposedly none of my friends know how it got there but yet i know i didnt put a sticker on my nuts...anyway...found my phone today...thought someone just randomly got in my car stuck a sticker on my balls and took my phone...i know...strange, but i figured it was just a friend of mine fuckin with me...
got really ripped, so much so that i couldnt drive home...fell asleep in some random parking lot for like 3 hours woke up at like 3am. drove home...when i got home i went straight to bed...i was there for a few minutes, when i realized there was something different goin on downstairs...come to find out their was a sticker on my sac that said "packed tightly, open and fluff" and supposedly none of my friends know how it got there but yet i know i didnt put a sticker on my nuts...anyway...found my phone today...thought someone just randomly got in my car stuck a sticker on my balls and took my phone...i know...strange, but i figured it was just a friend of mine fuckin with me...
namaste:
This story beats my .."I was so drunk that I don't remember this happening" story from a few nights ago. lucky pants. hooray for strategically placed stickers?