Roses are red, I got em downtown, get over here and let me pound the brown.
Roses are red, the football I'll punt...
Roses are red, violets are for me, I wouldn't mind, a little blowie.
Roses are red, they bring me to my knees, this time, only use one knuckle please.
Roses are red, oh look what you wear, now get over here, and let me give you a third degree tare.
Roses are red, like described on my blog, now get down on all fours and let me fuck you like a dog.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I want you to bend over and take all of this Jew.
Roses are red, money means zip, how bout we play, just the tip.
Roses are red, I wanna give you a beamer, but I don't have the money, so lets start with a Cleavland steamer.
Roses are red, they make some girls beg, now why don't you come over, and lets fertilize some of your eggs.
Roses are red, you make me feel like I'm in heaven, now bend over, and let me teach you the real meaning of 8:11. (if confused to what 8:11 is, say it over and over really fast, and hopefully you'll get it. if not ask me.)
Roses are red, I may have missed her, but don't worry, I'll just tea bag your sister.
Roses are red, I'll give you a nudge, while i start, packing your fudge.
Roses are red, violets are scum, now I'm gonna stick it in your bum.
Roses are red, I love you to bits, get over here, so I can suck on your tits.
Happy Valentines day everyone!
Capn sails alone...
Roses are red, the football I'll punt...
Roses are red, violets are for me, I wouldn't mind, a little blowie.
Roses are red, they bring me to my knees, this time, only use one knuckle please.
Roses are red, oh look what you wear, now get over here, and let me give you a third degree tare.
Roses are red, like described on my blog, now get down on all fours and let me fuck you like a dog.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I want you to bend over and take all of this Jew.
Roses are red, money means zip, how bout we play, just the tip.
Roses are red, I wanna give you a beamer, but I don't have the money, so lets start with a Cleavland steamer.
Roses are red, they make some girls beg, now why don't you come over, and lets fertilize some of your eggs.
Roses are red, you make me feel like I'm in heaven, now bend over, and let me teach you the real meaning of 8:11. (if confused to what 8:11 is, say it over and over really fast, and hopefully you'll get it. if not ask me.)
Roses are red, I may have missed her, but don't worry, I'll just tea bag your sister.
Roses are red, I'll give you a nudge, while i start, packing your fudge.
Roses are red, violets are scum, now I'm gonna stick it in your bum.
Roses are red, I love you to bits, get over here, so I can suck on your tits.
Happy Valentines day everyone!
Capn sails alone...
So... Hello.
Its been a rather, uhhmmmmm...... Long time, my apologies. When i signed up for SG, i didn't exactly have a "working" computer, i was using friends computers, such as Sliver and Legs4Days so i didn't have a lot of time to do this "blog" thing. However now i have my computer back so i can blog! yay! not that anybody is going to read them, you'll probly find out more about me reading Sliver blog than my own. You see Sliver is my most prized and beautiful of wenches, my number one, lol, i spend quite a lot of my time over at her place. Just the other day we went over to Wal-Mart and had a most epic sword fight in the toy aisle, it was awesome, there should be a camera dude following us at all times when we go out, which we are working on
lol. Funny thing is im at her place now, lol. she's making us some food. smells pretty good. Im a little excited, her food is always the BEST. Sliver touched up my floyd tat last night, looks great. When she finished i tatted the palm of my hand, drew a smiley face pirate, i love it. lol i am Cap'n Markymarc.
i will try to get some pictures on here soon, show of my most awesome tatted leg, and my pirate.
Anyways im bored and i think food is ready soon.
Cap'n out
Its been a rather, uhhmmmmm...... Long time, my apologies. When i signed up for SG, i didn't exactly have a "working" computer, i was using friends computers, such as Sliver and Legs4Days so i didn't have a lot of time to do this "blog" thing. However now i have my computer back so i can blog! yay! not that anybody is going to read them, you'll probly find out more about me reading Sliver blog than my own. You see Sliver is my most prized and beautiful of wenches, my number one, lol, i spend quite a lot of my time over at her place. Just the other day we went over to Wal-Mart and had a most epic sword fight in the toy aisle, it was awesome, there should be a camera dude following us at all times when we go out, which we are working on
lol. Funny thing is im at her place now, lol. she's making us some food. smells pretty good. Im a little excited, her food is always the BEST. Sliver touched up my floyd tat last night, looks great. When she finished i tatted the palm of my hand, drew a smiley face pirate, i love it. lol i am Cap'n Markymarc.i will try to get some pictures on here soon, show of my most awesome tatted leg, and my pirate.
Anyways im bored and i think food is ready soon.
Cap'n out
had a good weekend. celebrated Sliver's birthday and the party was great!! A bunch of asshole's crammed into a tiny apartment with a shit load of booze and a ton of heavy metal! I LIT SOMEONE'S BALLS ON FIRE.. ahahaha! that someone was Sliver's cousin who is quite possibly the coolest motherfucker I have ever met in my life!
Legs4Days on the other hand was not impressed by him at all... I don;t think she enjoyed the crowd too much... a little too much Metal... meh... to each their own!
In other news... Sliver and I will be going to Montreal soon! She will be at the booth at the Montreal Tattoo Art show with the girls and at some point I'll be taking her to enjoy her first strip club! Will be an epic night I'm sure! We're both real stoked... still trying to figure out sleeping arrangements and transportation but we WILL be there!
ummm... Metalocalypse! best show ever! you gotta watch it! Sliver got me into it and we watch it almost daily!
we're obsessed with quotes from the show... too much fun!
Been working out daily! On a diet, doing well.. I've lost 12 pound these last three weeks..
and That's all I have to say!
If you haven't seen it yet Sliver has a set in MR right now: Hooked
Check it out
later gaters!
Legs4Days on the other hand was not impressed by him at all... I don;t think she enjoyed the crowd too much... a little too much Metal... meh... to each their own!
In other news... Sliver and I will be going to Montreal soon! She will be at the booth at the Montreal Tattoo Art show with the girls and at some point I'll be taking her to enjoy her first strip club! Will be an epic night I'm sure! We're both real stoked... still trying to figure out sleeping arrangements and transportation but we WILL be there!
ummm... Metalocalypse! best show ever! you gotta watch it! Sliver got me into it and we watch it almost daily!
we're obsessed with quotes from the show... too much fun!
Been working out daily! On a diet, doing well.. I've lost 12 pound these last three weeks..
and That's all I have to say!
If you haven't seen it yet Sliver has a set in MR right now: Hooked
Check it out
later gaters!
Things have been well, had a great time at the SG Gala, met a LOT of sexy ladies!
Been working like a motherfucker!
ummm... nothing exciting..
Sliver's birthday is comming up soon though.. can't wait to celebrate with her! The party should be a blast... We'll be playing DuckHunt as a drinking game! how is that not awesome? anyway
Sliver my darling, your new set Hooked is sooo sexy!
great pic:
hello lips!!
Been working like a motherfucker!
ummm... nothing exciting..
Sliver's birthday is comming up soon though.. can't wait to celebrate with her! The party should be a blast... We'll be playing DuckHunt as a drinking game! how is that not awesome? anyway
Sliver my darling, your new set
Hooked is sooo sexy!great pic:
hello lips!!
Hello Land of Lovely Naked Ladies!
hmmmm... what would be good to blog about? hmmmm....
Sliver Suicide has got to be the laziest mother fucker I knoW.. but how I love her! I helped her move out of her last apartment on the first and she only had half the place packed... Sliver my darling, You are so disorganised. This wasn't too bad though, she packed the rest while Legs4Days and I moved furniture and such.... I'm sure you can imaging Sliver isn't exactly capable of moving such heavy objects.. those arms are only GOOD FOR PUNCHING! (She kills my arms with those fists of fury daily)
In other news... past news.. because i'm lazy and don't blog! haha
I'm in love with my tat.. once again I'll mention Sliver ... She did a fuckin Awesome job on a Slipknot Tribal S for me... her third tattoo and It's amazing... couldn't look any better... I'd love for her to tat me again!
Moving on!
Going to the Canada East Gala with Sliver and Legs4Days ... Can't wait.. Mostly to see Sliver half naked
Hopefully I'll have some exciting stories to tell about the gala!
*soul power fist*
hmmmm... what would be good to blog about? hmmmm....
Sliver Suicide has got to be the laziest mother fucker I knoW.. but how I love her! I helped her move out of her last apartment on the first and she only had half the place packed... Sliver my darling, You are so disorganised. This wasn't too bad though, she packed the rest while Legs4Days and I moved furniture and such.... I'm sure you can imaging Sliver isn't exactly capable of moving such heavy objects.. those arms are only GOOD FOR PUNCHING! (She kills my arms with those fists of fury daily)
In other news... past news.. because i'm lazy and don't blog! haha
I'm in love with my tat.. once again I'll mention Sliver ... She did a fuckin Awesome job on a Slipknot Tribal S for me... her third tattoo and It's amazing... couldn't look any better... I'd love for her to tat me again!
Moving on!
Going to the Canada East Gala with Sliver and Legs4Days ... Can't wait.. Mostly to see Sliver half naked
Hopefully I'll have some exciting stories to tell about the gala!
*soul power fist*
