"I have a safety pin stuck in my heart for Mr. Splatter. It's kind of rusty and gross, but if I pull it out I'll probably just start spouting blood from my chest... "

"Splatter Is the Real Fucking Deal. One of the Only Jersey Guys I Knew in the Early 90s That Was Wearing Bone Gloves When You Could Only Find Them Once a Year. Pay Respects to This Man For Keeping All Your Devilocked Heads In Check.
J.Trioxin"

"Mark! i've known mark for 5 years now, at least. Now we're older, wiser, and one of us has smaller hair."