"A Mighty strong man who is very awesome!"

"This is a very cool guy... and I hear his mom's a total hottie "

"this man is a champ, in life and in drinking, what fuckers only thing around is drinking and life"

"I will allow him to be one of my bitches. He's earned it me thinks."

"I want to lick your face! "

"Lurves me some monkey! It was a blast to meet you! "

"Where do I even begin with this cutie?????"

"He brought me my router, He rocks the party! I LOVES THE MONKEY!

and I spanked the monkey!"

"He's a yonug'un, true, but we can't hold that against him. He's a good guy."

"If I need to find a PCJ-600, I know who to come to... "

"he drank my rum first time I met him. it was a bonding expierence. for sure. "

"Mario is a totally cool dude. It takes a real man to love SpongeBob. "

"Mario is one cool monkey. He can DDR like a motherfucxker. "

"Ooh he's a cheeky monkey

Yeah, he rocks n stuff "