age: 40 (Dec 26, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2009

occupation: professional dust bunny rancher

stats: 6'2" 218

makes me happy: naked female nymphomaniacs who think I'm cute

most humbling moment: Losing my Land Rover in the Kanawha River

heroes: Midgets with attitude

i lost my virginity: the first time I had sex

makes me sad: roadkill, No more Looney Tunes on Saturday Morning,being old enough to have remakes of remakes of movies from my childhood.

gets me hot: absolutely anything at least once

fantasy: To have sex at Disneyland.

body mods: tattoos, scars,

sign: Capricorn