age: 39 (Dec 26, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2009

occupation: professional dust bunny rancher

body mods: tattoos, scars,

into: photography, being outdoors,old books

makes me happy: naked female nymphomaniacs who think I'm cute

i lost my virginity: the first time I had sex

gets me hot: absolutely anything at least once

makes me sad: roadkill, No more Looney Tunes on Saturday Morning,being old enough to have remakes of remakes of movies from my childhood.

stats: 6'2" 218

most humbling moment: Losing my Land Rover in the Kanawha River

fantasy: To have sex at Disneyland.

heroes: Midgets with attitude