Member: malmuud

malmuudis a 28 year-old in Newark, DE.

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Member: malmuud

age: 28 (May 13, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2003

occupation: Spazz

fantasy: A life-sized mountain made from mashed potatoes.

makes me happy: Pirates, monkeys, and escalators (in any particular order).

most humbling moment: Being told by a 3rd grader, "My Mom is your age." Ouch, I'm old.

makes me sad: Being trapped indoors, the inherent uncertainty of the future.

stats: 10-13-A

body mods: My left hand has a scar from when I got in a fight with a nail. The nail won.

crush: That rat-faced grease monkey who changes my oil. I don't know why, but I find her fucked-up teeth amazing.

i lost my virginity: To a psycho. She stabbed it in the neck and bled it dry in front of me. It does have a pretty tombstone though.

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