
age: 33 (May 13, 1980)
MEMBER SINCE: July 2003
occupation: Spazz
fantasy: A life-sized mountain made from mashed potatoes.
stats: 10-13-A
makes me sad: Being trapped indoors, the inherent uncertainty of the future.
most humbling moment: Being told by a 3rd grader, "My Mom is your age." Ouch, I'm old.
makes me happy: Pirates, monkeys, and escalators (in any particular order).
crush: That rat-faced grease monkey who changes my oil. I don't know why, but I find her fucked-up teeth amazing.
i lost my virginity: To a psycho. She stabbed it in the neck and bled it dry in front of me. It does have a pretty tombstone though.
body mods: My left hand has a scar from when I got in a fight with a nail. The nail won.
The SG synchronization contest is now (for the time being) over. Now if I only had one of those programs that could cycle through the pics to make it look like a really bad dance. Or if I had the patience to make the program myself.
I guess now that I've thought of the desired result, actually having said program is rather anticlimatic. Since I can just envision them doing the poor computer dance in my head.
Scream phoenix, I need help...
I guess now that I've thought of the desired result, actually having said program is rather anticlimatic. Since I can just envision them doing the poor computer dance in my head.
Scream phoenix, I need help...









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