age: 40 (Aug 17, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2002

occupation: Video Tech, Sculptor, Freelance Pope

crush: A woman with a banjo

gets me hot: pigtails, stringed insturments and powertools.

i lost my virginity: Yes (successfully)

stats: Fully operational

sign: STOP CASTING POROSIT

most humbling moment: Playing the lead in a school play while on too much TheraFlu... Was the question "humbling" or "humiliating"?

into: scuba diving and welding. (Independently, not concurrently.)

body mods: An Oroborus. No, I didn't steal the idea from Scully.

fantasy: A cure for stupidity in our lifetime