age: 32 (Jan 09, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2007

occupation: self-absorbed billionaire heiress

stats: looks more or less like a tree frog

crush: Rita Hayworth, Jill Biden, Benicio Del Toro

makes me sad: our government, starving puppies

most humbling moment: every time my body has broken down and left me at the mercy of others

fantasy: Kitty Sanchez - glasses off, hair down.

i lost my virginity: i was 22 (!!) and it sucked enough that I thought maybe sex wasn't such a good idea after all. changed my mind completely when i found a great match for me 2 months later.

makes me happy: being in a hot tub in the snow at night.::: in the middle of the night a heavy rain shower starts. she gets up quietly to go outside and roll up the windows of her blue karmen ghia. she comes back in and spoons behind me, her wet hair touching my neck and awakening me.

gets me hot: a lady who can play the cello. rrrrrr! one who would play me to sleep sometimes. doubly so. honesty and directness. undressing a girl very slowly - i love discovering a body slowly and savoring it. i also love sex with some clothes still partway on.

heroes: my childhood cat Grady [big Russian Blue] - was incredibly affectionate and courageous and still shows up in my dreams all the time

into: fresh produce, quality sleep, sexy ladies with limps, cloudmir vodka, pancetta with everything, 1970's toyota FJ-40, soft t-shirts tight over breasts, oil lamps, good standup comedy, late night breakfast, nice warm hugs, eye contact, laughter