age: 27 (Apr 16, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2007

occupation: Slave to modern day capitalism

i lost my virginity: Long ago, in a galaxy far away

stats: 5'6", 135 lbs (on a fat day), lean and muscular, can burn calories sitting on my ass :)

crush: Can't find one!!!! WTF?!

most humbling moment: Being pantsed by my friend in front of my whole crew

heroes: Robin Williams, Don LaFontaine (the movie announcer guy!)

makes me sad: The state of the world; mean people; if it ain't one thing, it's a muthafuckin 'nother; working all the time and still being broke....

body mods: Nothing spectacular; a 12 in each ear, a 14 above that in the left ear; and my right eyebrow has a 14 in it. Small tattoo on right forearm-dragon scales, but everyone thinks it's a goddam honeycomb

makes me happy: New beers, showers, a clean house, nice people

fantasy: Never having to work again.....

gets me hot: Nice stomachs rock me, girls who know they're hot that aren't bitches