PIGEONS
I loathe them nasty bastards. They are dumb as a stick they crap all over my driveway and their nest sits right outside my second story bedroom window. I have dealt with them for 8 years here and me and my brother need to figure out a plan. We have tried fencing then off the roof but they found a way through. I guess we will try again, maybe use some spikes. I dont like to kill anything but omg im so dying to go get a pellet gun and open my window and assassinate these fucking filthy vermins. One is sitting there right now about 6 feet away on the ledge looking like a retard.
About a year ago i saw one pigeon in the street walking around this other dead pigeon and i was like this mother fucker is going to eat that dead bird. Well what i saw next was the funniest shit ever as he had walked up to the dead bird and started to hump his corpse.
Needless to say they arent very bright.
I loathe them nasty bastards. They are dumb as a stick they crap all over my driveway and their nest sits right outside my second story bedroom window. I have dealt with them for 8 years here and me and my brother need to figure out a plan. We have tried fencing then off the roof but they found a way through. I guess we will try again, maybe use some spikes. I dont like to kill anything but omg im so dying to go get a pellet gun and open my window and assassinate these fucking filthy vermins. One is sitting there right now about 6 feet away on the ledge looking like a retard.
About a year ago i saw one pigeon in the street walking around this other dead pigeon and i was like this mother fucker is going to eat that dead bird. Well what i saw next was the funniest shit ever as he had walked up to the dead bird and started to hump his corpse.
Needless to say they arent very bright.