age: 40 (Feb 16, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2006

occupation: fearless vampire killer

crush: a 10 ton press usually does the trick....SMASH.

into: ink and pink. not necessarily in that order.

sign: yield

stats: o wins, 1 loss

i lost my virginity: no, just misplaced it.

most humbling moment: when i realized i wasnt god.

makes me happy: being right. and it so seldom happens. explains why i am always so miserable, lol.

makes me sad: modern man

body mods: bionic implants,