lubricatedgoat

when it rains in california everyone forgets how to drive....and my producer is a dyke.......lg

i suck........lg

what would people do if I walk into this room naked....

if organ donation was a tax deduction would there be a waiting line for a heart or kidney....

I can cut off this car, its cheap.....

I should drive that with a deltaShape driving a smoothProxy and VD attached to the offset.....

man she's really bitchy for a fat girl.....

............this is a moment...
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where i live, there are these wild parrots that just roam the community. you always here them at some point in the day, but since it's almost fall then winter they start hanging out more near my house. in the mornings they are on the lines and trees outside my house. even though they are loud as shit i still like them. i think that...
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yeah, so i was thinking something odd today and thought that i would share. how is it that, when you are at a mall you never really make eye contact with anyone that passes by you. yet through some kind of reverse magnetism no one ever seems to run in to each other. ehh, boredom...

so, the lady and i are going up to hollywood...
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sometimes my mouth gets me into trouble. i sware that my thoughts are processed straight to vocal w/out any editing. good because you get the truth....bad 'cause you get the inappropriates and akward moments as well (that i seem to enjoy)!! i don't know... maybe i need shock therapy!!!lg

so, lb is in the living room right now talking to a friend on the phone. he's telling his friend steven about the incident in russia with all those people who were held hostage. the only thing is....he's not just telling the story, he's singing the details. kind of in a high pitch voice, real silly like!!! if you have ever heard the macabres album...
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I was raised with the strong of heart
But if you touch me wrong I fall apart
I found a woman who's soft but she's also hard
While I slept she nailed down my heart
I run good but I'm hard to start
And the brakes are bad so I'm hard to stop
I found a woman who's soft but she's also hard
While I...
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