age: 37 (Dec 29, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2004

occupation: visual effects artist

i lost my virginity: as a young man...

crush: my fat wife......

gets me hot: getting beat in put downs from a hot chick with tattoos, in front of her of coarse...

into: making fun of people,drinking,going to shows(not the gay ones)....

body mods: tattoos

most humbling moment: made fun of a retard in front of the wrong person and got punched.it was really funny.so I guess I got what I needed out of it.....

makes me happy: my wifes butt monster,making people go "what the fuck did you say", doing real good on a show and have my producer offer oral....

sign: capricorn-does it mean anything

makes me sad: fucking up....

stats: 6 fingered eunich