About Me

Stunningly uninteresting and much too old for SG. Frumpish in an endearing sort of way. My clothes are chronically and unintentionally mismatched, and my intentions are always the best but my followthrough record is terrible. Please don't read anymore because I'm just making shit up until I run out of space or energy.

But seriously. I grew up on the Clash, Sex Pistols, The Exploited and the like, slid laterally into the Replacements and at the ripe age of 42 still wish I could've dated a girl like the ones on SG. <sigh> Don't tell my wife, please.