"A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
==jack handey

i might miss you when you are gone. I'll look into it."

"i just realized you left me one of these things.....lol i have no idea what they are but i luv ya!! and thanks
mauh
amber"