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I HAVE A NEW COMIC COMING FROM IMAGE COMICS! It's called Loaded Bible and it features Jesus fighting vampires in the far off future. Bad ass! Tell your comic book retailer to order you one!!

LOADED BIBLE: JESUS vs. VAMPIRES ONE-SHOT
April 19 o 48 pg o FC o $4.99

written by TIM SEELEY
art by NATE BELLEGARDE & MARK ENGLERT
cover by STEFANO CASELLI

In the near future, the United States is ruled by bloodsucking vampire hordes. Only one man can end their reign of terror: JESUS H. CHRIST. A tale of war, love, religion and severed heads, the controversial LOADED BIBLE answers an age-old question: "What Would Jesus Do?" Answer: He'd kick vampire ass.

RETAILER WARNING: MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES

Ah..I got interviewed by the great Daniel Robert Epstein for this very site. Yeah, me and Johnny Depp got somethin' in common...

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TIM!

Now Stormy's gone too!???? Nooooooo!!!!!
TIM

Last night, I watched the Transformers Movie as research. For my job.

Beats going over the 2005 sales projections.

Okay...last night makes three different women, in a row, that have left my bed in an emotional huff midway through foreplay. Three in a row. Mr. Guiness, I believe I may have a record for you book. Gimme a fuckin' beer.
Now, to the psot-game analysis...
I go for crazy women.

For some reason, I'm not much of a journal writer. Never was. i really don't ever take pictures of things, people or events either. On the surface that might indicate a lack of interest in what has gone before...a desire to dwell only on the here and now. A buddlist-style attitude. But, that's just straight up bullshit, as I dwell on the past and spend too much time fretting about the future. I'm just lazy.

Meep.