age: 34 (Feb 18, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2009

occupation: UAW auto worker

makes me sad: Hate, violence, intolerance, lack of AFL

heroes: Jesus Christ, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Yoda

fantasy: Sour Gummy Worms, Ping Pong Balls, and a vat of ranch dressing.

body mods: Yoda Tattoo, Arena Football team KC Brigade logo

crush: My Fiancee

into: Computers, internet, my fiancée, Star Wars, Cartoons, Ren and Stimpy, Spongebob, Arena Football, Yoda, Twit Podcasts

stats: 5' 9" Tubby Balding

gets me hot: My Fiancée, she knows what to do.

makes me happy: My Fiancée, sour gummy worms, NCIS Marathons, MASH, Weird Al,

i lost my virginity: Not too long ago