age: 33 (Aug 11, 1974)
MEMBER SINCE: May 2005
occupation: artist, visual effects artist, visual efects supervisor
crush: orange
heroes: Batman, Obi-wan Kenobi, Jesus, Batkenobi, Jesus-wan Kenobi,
i lost my virginity: again
makes me sad: people rarely understand that I'm being sarcastic
stats: alive
body mods: body hair is often trimed?
most humbling moment: 10 print "my entire life is humbling" 20 goto 10
fantasy: I have a recurring fantasy in which I'm scuba diving in an ocean of pudding and meet a sea elephant who teaches me how to swordfight.
sign: SLOW DEAF PERSON
makes me happy: people rarely understand that I'm being sarcastic

A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.
"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."
























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