age: 30 (Dec 13, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2005

occupation: Sarcastic bastard

stats: Hovering around the Mendoza

body mods: Tattoos.

most humbling moment: Life...

crush: I crushed my middle finger in a car door in 1998...it hasn't been the same since.

sign: Yield

into: Tea and strumpets, tractor pulls, art, falling down a lot, trying to keep my foot out of my mouth...

i lost my virginity: ...and I want it back.

heroes: Bill Hicks