“lower the scrabulous embargo, dorkface.”

“sweet as a cupcake with a little bit of sass to throw in the mix

can blow a red light like a native

she is teh awsome”

“kool ok thanks i will do that. about the marshall thing my fiance is getting her masters here so thats why we are here but yeah wvu is killin it this year i cant wait for football season to start again thanks for the add hit me up sometime peace”

“she's like a pack of living pixie stix”

“Can you get any cooler than this chica? I think not! And don't get me even started about how hot and sexy she is too. You are an amazing person, and I really think we need to move you to NC!”

“I'm going back to college for more education just so I can come up with words to properly describe her awesome. ”

“Lollercoaster is incredible. She's at least 15 feet tall and her eyes shoot out beams of pure energy. She can crush you where you stand. Her unmistakable scent will soothe you into a false sense of security and then she'll strike. Her hair is spun gold with the strength of steel cable. Her breath can bring the dead back to life. I both fear and admire this woman.”

“the only place you can ride the lollercoaster is....

”

“It is easy to beat the odds with your bare fists, when lollercoaster has got your back.”

“Hands down lollercoaster is more exciting than a lollercopter or lollerskate.”

“Is there ever a dull moment when she's around? She is a bucket of fun!”

“What to say about this girl that hasn't already been said?

She is the shit. Straight up. She's funny and sweet, and makes you want to smile. She's totally gorgeous, and can hold a conversation and not be like a soldier going into war, armed with a fork.

If you haven't met her, haven't talked to her, you're sure missing out. Get your self some loller today!”

“This girl is the most awesome!! Somewhere one person was split into 2 bodies (and hot ones at that) and we are those bodies!!!”

“This testimonial is totally on purpose. Pinkie promise.

This girl is a total sweetheart and makes me grin everytime she posts in me little journal of suck. Awshum.”