
About Me
Yer Mom
age: 32 (Dec 20, 1979)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2006
occupation: Miasmatic
crush: Banjo
into: Bluegrass, Coffee, Mindfucks, Go
i lost my virginity: And I don't miss it. Not very often, at least.
body mods: One Tattoo, That's it. Lame, ain't it?
stats: Only one other person where I work is willing to use the word "ya'll"
10 reasons why beer is better than Jesus:
* Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over their brand of beer.
* You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
* There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
* You can prove you have a beer.
* If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
* No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
* Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
* Beer has never caused a major war.
* They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
* When you have beer, you don't knock on people's door trying to give it away.
* Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over their brand of beer.
* You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
* There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
* You can prove you have a beer.
* If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
* No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
* Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
* Beer has never caused a major war.
* They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
* When you have beer, you don't knock on people's door trying to give it away.









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