age: 47 (Nov 26, 1965)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2012

occupation: None. Disabled veteran

gets me hot: Getting her off.

body mods: Tattoos, clean-shaven all over (except my head)

stats: Old and fat

i lost my virginity: I haven't, I know where I left it.

fantasy: Being with a woman again after having been celibate for nearly 6 years.

into: God, guns, tattoos, animals and animal welfare, the environment, rodeos, the Constitution and our Bill of Rights.

makes me sad: Animal cruelty, pollution, environmental disasters, atheism, attack on the Second Amendment, our inapt government.

most humbling moment: Having a Medal of Honor recipient tell me what an honor it is to meet me and thank me for my service. I was speechless and in tears.

crush: I am desperate, so any smart and pretty woman will make me have a crush on her.

heroes: Jesus, our servicemen and women. Christian martyrs.