age: 34 (May 03, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2004

occupation: playing with ones and zeros, occaisionally naked

sign: permit parking only, except sundays

i lost my virginity: that takes me back...

gets me hot: pale skin, piercings, tatoos. bet you never saw that one coming. oh, and nice eyes

fantasy: populate the earth with uber-sexy evil geniuses, but doing it the old-fashioned way (no test-tubes)

makes me happy: my niece, my friends, having enough money to get a high quality prostitue and spending it on good music

most humbling moment: holding my niece the first time and coming to the realization that death is not the scariest thing in the world

stats: a 140 pound "mountain of man", the lowest limit set by the FTC for one to legally call one's self a "mount of man"

into: music (any kind of art really), computers, getting slapped but not punched, intelligent conversation, sarcasm, lots of sarcasm